Redigerer Himmelseng


<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Mel.: "Blygers julvisa"'' </p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Studentertradisjon med dansk opprinnelse. [https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd6iyowcUs8lgP7edgabr55X_TkHQcBsXTPW4kp9RsMo1RuyQ/viewform?usp=sf_link Skjema] for innsending av vers.<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg &oslash;nsker meg en himmelseng,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">en himmelseng med speil i</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">s&aring; jeg kan ligge og speile meg</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">og se hvor jeg er deilig</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Refreng'':</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hey-lå-li-lå-li-lå li-lå-li-lå-li-låa</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hey-lå-li-lå-li-lå li-lå-li-lå-li-låa</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Ompa ompa ompa sprut!</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Ompa ompa sprut, sprut!</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Avslutningsvers:''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg trenger ingen himmelseng</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">en himmelseng med speil i,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">jeg trenger ikke speile meg</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">jeg vet hvor jeg er deilig</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Kommer deg alltid til unnsetning i nød:''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Fylla fylla fylla fylla</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">fylla fylla fylla</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">fylla fylla fylla fylla</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">fylla fylla fylla</p>
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== Kor & korps ==

=== Berseblæstkontoret ===
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte ei spinelljente </p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Ho vi’kke vise dusken</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Så jeg ga henne 4 øl,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Og tok’a bakom busken</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en lapiskar</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han var så slapp i fisken</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Det endret seg jo ganske raskt</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Så fort jeg fant fram pisken</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Skrevet på spritorientering''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en spellemann</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han var fra Berseblæsten</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han viste meg trompeten sin</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Trenger jeg si resten?</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Minner fra Gule sin tid i Berseblæsten (av Berit Vinje)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Og Gule spiller trommer,<br />og en dag han mista stikken;<br />Gule han var ikke treg<br />Han slo et slag med h&aring;nda&nbsp;</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Dei Taktlause's roast av Berseblæsten:''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Her kommer de spaserende</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">De hvite og de sorte</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">men de blir nok ikke glad</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">når haglene har blitt borte.&nbsp;</p>
=== Spinell og lapis ===
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en lapiskar ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han ville jeg sku pegge</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han varmet opp med kompisen</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Og så tok jeg de begge</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte ei jente utpå by´n ''(Trygve Otnes)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">hun ville pule gratis</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jenta ja hun stakk av</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">da jeg sa jeg var i Lapis</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en bergstudent ''(SMB)''</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han hadde lappen foran</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg ble med han en tirsdags kveld</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Vi holdt på helt til morran</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
= Bergmenn og bergquinder =

=== Bergmend ===
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Utdrag av Trygve Otnes'' grøssere</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg var på tur til bergstaden</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Vi skulle dra til hytta</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Der traff jeg ei bergjente</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Og slikka ho i fitta</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"></p>
===== Ymse Bergjubileumsvers: =====
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg traff en gang ei bergjente,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">i året nitten-fjorten.</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Året før kom stemmerett,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">litt senere aborten.</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte en gang en bergjente,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hun slet no litt med matten</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Så kom jeg til utsetning</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Vi pulte hele natten</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Jone Trovågs vers'':</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte en gang en bergjente,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">hun ville bli min kone,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">men jeg lurte'a ved alteret</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">og gifta'a bort til Jone!</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"></p>
=== Geologer ===
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en geolog ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Med skinnlappen sin bakpå</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hun viste meg sin samling stein</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Vi pulte dagen derpå</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en geolog ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">I klosteret på Tautra</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg løftet opp skinnlappen hens</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Og entret døra bakfra</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg lærte av en geolog ''(SMB)''</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Å måle fall og strøk</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Til helsestasjonen måtte jeg </p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">så vie et besøk</p>

=== Materialteknologer ===
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en mattekker ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han likte godt å sveise</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">På sveisehodet var det varmt</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Og hans pinne bynt å reise</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">På matteklab der møtte jeg ''(SMB)''</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">En tøs som likt'å lodde</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hun ville ha meg der fordi</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Mitt loddetinn det skrådde</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
=== Bergingeniør ===
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Skrevet av Susanne Moseid Bryhni (SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en skytebas</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han var fjellsprengerproff</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han boret inn et borehull</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Og fyrte av med sprengstoff</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">På døra sto en ingeniør ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han jobbet med tunneler</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Grunnvannet sto veldig høyt</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Så han boret i min kjeller</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
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=== Petroleum ===
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en ingeniør ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hun likt-å jobbe offshore</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg boret en lang oljebrønn</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">I mellom hennes lår</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''EMIL-diss, Eirik Torsets favoritt''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på ei emiljente</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hun sa hun olja den var ute</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Men når jeg tok fram boret mitt</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Begynte brønnen hennes å sprute</p><p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en geolog ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hun var en miljøfølger</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Men av min petroleumskanon</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Ho fikk seimsiske bølger</p>
= Klassikere =
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg traff en gang en homofil,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">han ville ta meg bakfra,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">men jeg tok og lurte ham</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg snudde meg og gapa</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg m&oslash;tt' en gang en lommemann,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">han hadde no i lomma</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Det var ikke sukkert&oslash;y</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg klemte til det skumma</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg er et gammelt skrivebord ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Men jeg var litt for spinkel</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Nå er jeg lagt ut på finn</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Som “Prinsesse pult i vinkel”</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg sku' en tur på karl johan</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">jeg skulle kjøp meg hore</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">sexen den var kjempebra</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">men hora hette tore</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg hadd' en onkel Theodor,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">han har jeg ikke mere,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">for han tok feil av H2O</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">og H2SO4.</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg var så kåt, så kåt en kveld,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">jeg putta den i kverna.</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Da jeg trakk den ut igjen</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">var hele hodet fjerna.</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">jeg ble nå med ei kjerring hjem</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">hun sa hun hadde mensen</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">det burde ikke vært så galt</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">men flomma jo som Themsen</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg drakk min egen sæd i går</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">og havna på klinikken.</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Doktor'n sa "det va'kke bra"</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">og amputerte pikken.</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
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= Intravenøs Dahls =
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg satt på sal en fredagskveld,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">jeg følte meg litt sliten.</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Øvinga den ble for lang,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">jeg kokte hele skiten.</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">På Gløshaugen studeres det,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">der skapes ingeniører.</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">På Dragvoll har de NAV-kontor,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">det er verfall det jeg hører!</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Sigurd Oxaas Wie''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Da jeg var ny i Trondheim by,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Så meldte jeg meg inn i Kjellern.</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Fire år det har jo gått</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">og jeg må bytt ut levern</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Drikkevers av ukjent opprinnelse:''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg fant ei flaske sprit i dag,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">men flaska glapp av neven,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">jeg var like glad for det,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">men gladest var nok lever'n</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg fant en flaske øl i går,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">men øllen gikk i bakken,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">jeg leita hele dagen,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">til jeg ble stiv i nakken.</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg drakk en flaske vin i går,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">men vinen gikk i nesen,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">men jeg ble like full for det,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">for jeg er ikke kresen.</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg traff en jente i går kveld,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">og jenten gav meg whisky,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">men det var ikke det det var,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">for det var vann med piss i.</p>
= Diss av andre linjeforeninger =
'''Abakus'''<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg meldte meg i Abakus,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg ville programmere.</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Men ingen sa jeg aldri</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">skulle se en jente mer'e</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Skrevet av EMIL''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en shady kar</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Som ville selge meg rus</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg ble ikke overrasket</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han var jo seff fra AbaKUS</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''VERSUS LÆTTISIMUS A.JØRGEN HVEDING:'' (AJH)</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''——Royal Roast av EMIL——''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en jomfrugutt</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Som aldri hadde fått mus</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Da visste jeg umiddelbart</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">At gutten var fra AbaKUS</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>'''Aarhønen / Bygg'''<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en byggstudent ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Som hjalp med mekanikken</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Men under demonstrasjon jeg</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Satte meg på pikken</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Var student i aarhønen ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Men fikk meg ikke jobb</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Så møtt'jeg på en byggmester</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Og sugde på hans bob</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">'''BI og handels'''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en økonom (''SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Som sku bli aristrokat</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Men leder ble han ikke nei</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han ble en byråkrat</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Jurist-diss, ukjent opprinnelse''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Kunne aldri blitt jurist </p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">for kjedelig med lover, </p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">finner du meg med en slik </p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">så ligger jeg og sover. </p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">'''Broderskapet “110”-årsjubileum:'''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Skrevet av Frøydis Indergård''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en arkitekt </p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han satt på tegnesalen</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg viste han fasaden min</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han tok meg i analen</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Skrevet av Johanne Grimstad Osberg:''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en arkitekt </p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han var fra Broderskapet</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han lever ikke lenger nå</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han hoppet jo fra taket</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">På arkitektenes fakultet '' (SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Må prosjekter aborteres</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">De tror gravitasjon og graviditet</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Kan begge neglisjeres</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hjalp en arkitektstudent '' (SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Med fysikklover fra Newton</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Men hun tok feil av graviditet</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Og tyngdens gravitasjon</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Royal Roast av Emil, A. Jørgen Hveding (AJH)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">En fyr rev av meg buksene</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Da åpnet han fort gapet</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Og pikken den gikk inn og ut</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han var fra broderskapet</p>
==== EMIL ====
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Torsets favoritt:''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på ei emiljente</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hun sa hun olja den var ute</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Men når jeg tok fram boret mitt</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Begynte brønnen hennes å sprute</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''EMIL selvroast''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg startet stolt på EMIL</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg skulle redde VERDEN</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Lite visste jeg da at</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg ble den største NERDEN</p>
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==== HC - Stinkende Chemikere ====
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Royal Roast av Emil, A. Jørgen Hveding (AJH)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en drita fyr</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Som sa han var KJEMIIKER</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han ville ikke bli med hjem</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han ville ha SMÅPIIKER</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Skrevet av EMIL''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han sitter der I sort og gul</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han kalles for KJEMIIKER</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Noen tok ham med på ball</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Ja han som ingen LIKER</p>
==== Janus ====
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Royal Roast av Emil, A. Jørgen Hveding (AJH)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en skitten gutt</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han så ut som en anus</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Alle sammen skjønner nå</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">At gutten var fra JANUS</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Skrevet av EMIL''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en type</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Som aldri fikk BESØK</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Det var ikke så rart nei</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Fordi gutten gikk jo INDØK</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">'''KoM'''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Immball 2023'' av Susanne Moseid Bryhni</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Møtte på to kom-jenter</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">De gikk kjemi og materialer</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">De bærte på en ishakke</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Som jeg tok i deres analer&nbsp;</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">'''Mannhullet'''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg var på immball hos marin ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Og møtt'en bas så sjitfull</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">De hadde ingen jenter der</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Så jeg tok han i hans mannhull</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">'''Nabla'''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Kringlebotns Vers''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte engang ei nablajente,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">ei som her Birgitte.</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">hu fikk hjelp med øvinga,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Og jeg fikk Nabla-fitte.</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">'''Omega'''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Royal Roast av Emil, A. Jørgen Hveding (AJH)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg tok en tur til samfundet</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg skulle på bodega</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Der var det bare svette boys</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg fant hele Omega</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Skrevet av EMIL''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg hadde en på intervju</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg trengte ny kollega</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Men han fikk ingen jobb i dag</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">For han var fra Omega</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">'''Placebo og Nutrix'''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Studerer ikke medisin,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">med syke folk i senger,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Nei jeg skal bli ingeniør,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">for jeg vil tjene penger</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">'''Smørekoppen'''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en smøregutt ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han var en riktig fyllik</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Nå kan han ikke drikke sprit</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han drakk for mye eddik</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på en maskinist ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han fikk ikke opp snoppen</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Man trenger visst en skiftnøkkel</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">På de fra smørekoppen</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på ei maskinmøy ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hun ville ha min olje</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hun fikk muttersmøring og </p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">min oljesprut i sitt fjes</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">'''Spanskrøret og Salt'''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Tok med meg en lærerstudent ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Med hjem til mitt hus</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Men det ble'kke no på meg</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hun kom fra koret luremus</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Møtte på min gamle lærer</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han viste meg sitt Spanskrør</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Gjensynsgleden den var stor</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Vi pulte i et kjør</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Møtt'en student som sku bli lektor ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han var en storsjarmør</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Vi lekte elev og rektor</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Og han tok meg med sitt spanskrør</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">'''Teknologiporten 20-årsjubileum'''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Skrevet av Susanne Moseid Bryhni:''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte ei på bedpress</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Med teknologiporten</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Vi tok et speedy intervju</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Som endte med aborten</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">'''TIHLDE'''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Royal Roast av Emil, A. Jørgen Hveding (AJH)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">På vei til ball så lurer jeg</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Er noen her fra TIHLDE?</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Vanskelig å høre dem</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">De er så jævla STILLE</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">'''Timini'''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtt en fyr på nanolab ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Vi prøvde 69</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Stanga hans var ikke nok</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han var jo fra timini</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Ei kjellertøyt hun hoiet fælt ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hun var jo fra Timinni</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Men det ble så en vakker låt</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Når jeg putta kuken inni</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Skrevet av EMIL''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">En jente ville pule meg</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hun sa hun var TIMINI</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg snudde meg og løp</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">for jeg tar heller MUSSOLINI</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">'''VIVAS'''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Vivas-verset av Julie Vikki''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg skulle gå fornybar jeg</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">og skulle redde verden</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Nå har jeg bare klimaangst</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Og studielån på ferden</p>
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= Diverse god kok =

=== Politikere&nbsp; ===
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Prinsen ifra Os:''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Vi tok en tur p&aring; landsm&oslash;tet</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">for &aring; m&oslash;te Terje,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">men Terje va'kke &aring; oppdrive</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">han pulte barn i Sverige</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">En gang jeg stod og dusja meg,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">jeg koste meg og fikla</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">men da jeg kom ut igjen</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">satt Birkedal og sikla</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Verdens eldste yrke''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Vi dro en tur til Latvia</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">vi koste oss og tipsa,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">n&aring;r Hoksrud s&aring; gikk ut igjen</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">stod TV2 og knipsa</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte på’a Trinemor ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hun hadde ingen seng</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Men det gjorde ikkeno</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Vi pulte i en eng</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg møtte en politiker ''(SMB)''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han hette no med Giske</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han klarte ikke å styre seg</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Så han måtte jeg piske</p>
=== Hendelser ===
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Johan (se §1 [[Myrabandets statutter]])'' ''av Susanne Moseid Bryhni''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">På myra møtte jeg en kar </p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Med skinnlappen sin foran</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han var så full så full så full</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Det var selvfølgli Johan</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Verdens eldste yrke''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Vi var en tur i &Oslash;sterrike</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">det skulle ringt noen bjeller</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">for Bjarte kom'kke hjem igjen</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Han satt fast i en kjeller</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">I Trondheim drikk vi mere &oslash;l</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">enn det er vann i Themsen</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">I Oslo er de femie</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">selv guttene har mensen</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Tallinn's vers''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">vi dro en tur til tallinn</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">og guiden hette britta</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">hun viste oss den lange pikk</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">men vi vil helst se fitta</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Utdrag av Trygve Otnes'' grøssere</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg satt en kveld i badstua</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">i badstua med styret</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Snubla på vei inn døra</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">fikk Torsets pikk i trynet</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">''Ukjent opprinnelse:''</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg traff en jente i går kveld,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">men jenten ville ikke,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">da reiste jeg til Disneyland,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">og feide over Mikke.</p>
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=== Diverse: ===
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Du lille glas på bordet der,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">nu skal du vejen vandre,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">du ved besked, du skal derned,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">og blandes med de andre,</p>

=== Nest bakerst i boka ===
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Jeg hoppet ut fra Bybrua,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">jeg trodde det var whisky.</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Men akk og stakkars arme meg,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">det var jo vann med fisk i.</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hesten den har fire ben,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">hønan den har tvåa,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">kuken den har ingen ben,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">men den kan stå endåa.</p>
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Har du vondt i kroppen din,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">kom legg deg her på duken,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">så skal jeg undersøke deg,</p>
<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">palpere deg med kuken</p>
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=== Bakerst i boka ===
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<p style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 16px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">'''NEI!!!!'''</p>
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= Bidragsytere =
''De beste fra andre linjeforeninger''

EMIL: A. Jørgen Hveding (AJH) 

Online Himmelsengvers 

De Taktlause: Himmelseng / Räven 

Vivas

''Bergstudent-skribenter:''

Magnus Gule 

Susanne Moseid Bryhni (SMB)

Trygve Otnes (TO)

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